plankhandles:

Cooking show I desperately want: Professional chefs compete to wow and astound totally amateur food critics who don’t know dick about shit. Get eliminated on totally arbitrary grounds such as “I don’t like sour cream.”

janemba:

I hate looking at old selfies like I really thot I was cute and everyone let me believe it. Fake

  • guy on catfish: she's my soul mate and even if she's lying I would love her no matter what if it's the same person emotionally
  • catfish host: what if she's like, less hot
  • guy on catfish: well... Huh... I hadn't considered that

I still haven’t seen the new GoT episode yet so I’ve blacklisted any of those related tags lol

willowtreefree:

dopedoe33:

honey-stained:

Men will say confidence is the sexiest thing about a woman..until that woman stands up for herself, until that woman has her own opinions, until that woman doesn’t need your compliments to make herself feel beautiful

That’s beautiful right there

This

jopara:

the fact that you can work full time in this country and still not afford to live disgusts me more and more every day

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